The Vartan Hos aren’t going to be happy. Their site might be down, but I know they’re still out there. I’m sure there’s much wailing and gnashing of teeth among them today, as word has sprung that Michael Vartan has gotten engaged to Lauren Skaar, a girl he met in the parking lot of Whole Foods a year ago. No word on a wedding date. Congrats to the happy couple, and condolences to the Vartans Hos.